Courtesy of Crooks and Liars, Bluegal:
The Bill of Rights
Article 1
WE ARE NOT CAMPING
We’re assembling peaceably
to petition the Government
for a redress of grievances
THIS IS OUR PERMIT
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Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.